Jackie Chan went to a pub in States, he met Steven Spielberg,

Steven punched Jackie right in his face

He asked, Why did u punch me? Steven said, That was for Pearl Habour,

Jackie : Im not Japanese!

Steven : Chinese Japanese all the same to me.

Next day, they both met again at the same pub, this time, Jackie punched Steven.

Steven: What was that for?!

Jackie: That was for Titanic

Steven : That wasnt me! It was the IceBerg

Jackie : IceBerg, CarlsBerg, SpielBerg all the same to me.

get it? muahahahaha !

azmee :D

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