Alright, here is the update that you guys have been yearning for. There isn't much to update about, escept for the 6th June Carnival. For the sec 3s doing the photography booth, remember your duty shift. For those whose timing clashes with something else you have on, contact the ICs immediately. Okay, here's some crap update.

A MediaCorp Actress took a cab from her house to the MediaCorp centre. But she forgot her wallet. What did she do?








Ans: She called Joanne Peh(Pay).



What did movie watchers say after watching the Da Vinci Code?







Ans: Tom Hanks for the memories, Hanks for the memories...


A hunter went into the forest equipped with only a rifle and 3 bullets. He hunted two deers and left one bullet. He then saw a huge gorilla sitting on the floor near a tree. He aimed and fired. The bullet missed but the gorilla was bleeding. Why?





Ans: The gorilla was digging his nose, and when the rifle fired with a loud crack, the gorilla jumped from shock and his finger poked deep inside his nose.




A taxi driver was doing his midnight shift. He went into this really empty road near a cemetery. He saw a lady flagging for the taxi. When the woman boarded, she told the taxi driver to just drive. While driving, the driver glanced at the rear view mirror. He couldn't see her. But when he turned around, she was there. After he drove over a hump, he glanced at the mirror again and saw the lady bleeding. Why?




Ans: She was digging her nose, so she ducked down behind the seat so the driver couldn't see her digging. But when the cab went over a hump, her finger went inside her nose deeply.


Hahas. Hope you had a decent laugh.


Webmaster '09